2017.01.20 - Lachlan Patterson


 * Cold Opening (Including aggressive sobriety message)
 * Lachlan Patterson jingles and stand-up special review
 * Bailouts
 * The show starts a half-hour into the show
 * Todd's new Netflix special working title: "Suck My Pigeon Dick"
 * Wayne Newton - "Blue Suede Shoes" (With bad joke intro)
 * I Am A Billionaire
 * Praise For Wayne Newton
 * Todd hoses cement
 * Happy New Year from BB King
 * Throwing away Palm trees
 * Thin Pig origin
 * Wayne Newton reprise
 * Rapid-fire questions
 * "I Hate to end on a somber note, but I'm having second thoughts on the bells and the whistles"